Hmmm, visuals. Skinny guy with grey curly hair in his underwear doing
the masochism tango with a 6 foot, 350 lb flatulent ursine as the
high-pitched scream of insane brood X cicadas wafts in the background
(yeah, cicadas, thats what made that noise). Did I tell you that the
bear also got my Viagra?


It would at least have some troubles climbing a tree then..

The bear or Wolfgang?


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Frank Reid
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