"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
news
May he rot in hell.

O.k., so, I read this about 24 hours ago. "What", thinks I, "another Nascar
driver or "country music" boy has bit the big one? So?".

So......we're on the way to Burlington this morning to talk to Becky's mom
about a screened porch she might want us to build. We stop at a convenience
store so Becky can get a cup of coffee and the Sunday Journal/Sentinel.

"Well.....**** fahr", quoth she.

"What?" says I.

"Dead", she responds.

"Hm..........who?", I wonder aloud.

"Reagan"

"Which one?"

"Ronbo".

"Ah!" thinks I......maybe that's what Kennie had in mind. Current events
were never exactly his strong suit (safe guess, that......there IS no strong
suit).

O.k........so.......the man has been dead for about 32 years. And NOW it's
news? Goddamn, people, don't ya'll have ANYTHING to think about?

Wolfgang
yogurt was definitely right.