Starshine Moonbeam wrote in
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In article , "dave
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Starshine Moonbeam wrote in
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In article , "dave
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(Tubby Chubbs) wrote in
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From http://totallyabsurd.com/cricketgun.htm
Visit the sight for the patent illustration.

Is this right? Or does it erode the foundations of all that
fishing is meant to be? What I need to know is, would Tony
Germuga use it?


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Cricket Gun
US Patent 5,103,585* / Issued 1992

Have you ever gone fishing using crickets as bait? Does it bug
you when you open the bait bucket and all of the crickets take
this opportune moment to flee for their lives? This bait bucket
thing is a two handed operation and you know what that means,
you may have to set your beer down for a moment, causing you to
lose concentration. Well we have the solution for all of your
fishin' and cricket needs, the Cricket Gun!

To use; just load the gun with a multitude of frisky crickets
and when you are ready to feed the fish, pull the trigger and
snatch the little fella as he flies by. He'll be so bewildered
by his blast from the past that he may not resist having you get
your hooks in him. We do suggest one note of caution; fat
crickets make a messy gun jam.

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well, since live bait in fresh water is evil and wrong

w0t?

freshwater fish are dumb. taking them on anything more than
artificials (more of a challenge) is therefore evil and wrong. see?
SEE???

All fish are dumb. They're fish!

Besides, when I fish, I just end up feeding 'em anyway instead of the
other way around.

sounds smart of them to me.

--
Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow
"Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea."
-Dave Hillstrom