wrote...
Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlem...sheesh, it's too early for
bald-faced lies... To paraphrase one hack(and slick son of a bitch, I
might add) writer, I feel like a monster reincarnation of Captain
Kangaroo and just total enough to be confidently twisted...

On tonight's "Must see ROFF-TV!" schedule, we have some real treats for
you:
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That's easy for YOU to say. Who am I kidding? No one else would have ever said
it anyway.

Welcome back, I think. Time will tell . . .
--
TL,
Tim
http://css.sbcma.com/timj