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On Sat, 12 Jun 2004 18:12:03 -0400, "snakefiddler"
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"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
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"snakefiddler" wrote


this knot tying stuff is not easy. he did show me a neat little
knot tying tool. any recommendations for favorites?

i have fished for trout for the last 34 years, with more than a
little
success, knowing how to tie exactly one knot: the improved clinch.

yfitp
wayno


maybe you can show it to me in october?

yifitm-
snake

Aw, shucks an' a cracklin' bread...shoo fly pie (just because, IMO,
sweet 'tater pie isn't either Southern OR sticky enough for THIS...which
is reaching out there big, brother, let me tell you...) and hush my
mouth...

Holyfuthermuckingawd! ROFF has become Ned Beatty gets it in the...fern
bar! All we need is some plaque-brained codswallop plonking out
"Khum-ba-yajh" on a goddamned dulcimer and a little "Tennessee Flat
Top...er, well, OK, so light on the box talk... It has evolved into
Alan Alda...it has Darwinized into Phil Donahue...well, let me be the
fly in the ointment, the fox in the henhouse, or, OBROFF, the stink in
the shi..Gink: Daisy Mae, snake, opie, or who- or whatever, if you
can't find the batteries, the KY, or whatever else you might need, be a
standup broad and take it dry...

...and lest you think I'm a sexist, a misogynist, or even worse,
sensitive, hell, no, I'd **** the ugliest gal you could fi...well, OK,
no, I wouldn't even talk to her after a quart of JW Blue and a gross of
oysters, but, sure as ****, you produce any one of, or, several
supermodels, and I'll have them bowlegged within 24 hours....

And, hey, I'll apologize to one and all (including cyli, who at least
seems to have a pair): I'm deeply sorry that whoever cut off most of
y'alls balls didn't keep right on cutting...now all we need is ol' MC
lecturing about gentlemanly behavior...oh, wait, are you a nun?

Not shiving a git if this helps one little bit,
R

AW, ****- THEY'VE CLONED FORTENBERRY
THOSE *******S!

snakefiddler