In article , Charlie Choc
wrote:

On Wed, 23 Jun 2004 18:42:41 +0200, "riverman" wrote:

"Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers."

"I have feelings too - like 'My stomach hurts' or 'I'm going crazy!'"

Homer Simpson

How about we just use the random Homer quote generator at

http://smacie.com/randomizer/simpsons/homer.html

Allen