"JR" wrote in message
...
I've read a lot about falling, how to avoid, how to do properly, how to
get up from, but one bit of advice is always missing... the face-saving,
nonchalant "explanation", ideally implying more or less that the whole
business was not necessarily unintentional.

So what is the best, most insouciant line to try on one's companions while
they're offering their assistance and commiseration, all the while gagging
on their half-stifled laughter, the godless conscienceless *******s...
????

Just a little something I picked up from Frank......um......except for that
half twist at the end there....I added that......whattya
think?.......what?......you MISSED that?

O.k., watch closely this time.

Wolfgang