"Jasper Richards" wrote in message
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"Dominic Lloyd" wrote in message
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i am putting a small garden pond in, and want to collect some frog /
toad
spawn, and was wondering if anyone had noticed if the frogs / toads have
spawned in the north west yet.


I've spawned over his missus's tits and in her mouth..... if you get my
drift. A couple of glasses of wine and a snort... and she's away with the
fellatios...
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I think your parents are due some compensation from the NHS.
There has been a terrible mistake, the "afterbirth" was certainly not sent
to the incinerator.