A Man walks into a fish and chip shop with a Cod under his arm

He asks do you sell Fish Cakes

The Lady behind the counter says of course we do

The Man says thank fu#k for that it's his birthday



"Titus A Ducksass" wrote in message
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On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 22:47:53 +0100, "Tench Ninja"
wrote:

Two fish are in a tank

One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you drive"

When they drove into the wall, they said Dam.