"riverman" wrote in message
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On Mon, 28 Jun 2004 10:27:23 GMT, "Asadi"

Reminds me of a joke...

Two guys are sitting around drinking, and naturally, the subject of, er,
pleasuring women is brought up. The first guy insists he has a
sure-fire way to drive a women crazy in bed, and proceeds to launch into
a complicated, five-minute explanation, involving sensuous massage,
foreplay, etc., of this supposed wonder system that he claims makes him
God's (or good's) gift to women. The second guy listens to it all, and
says he has a much simpler way to make a woman crazy. He says he climbs
on, does his business, gets up and wipes his dick on the bedroom
curtains...

Or the famous Pinocchio joke.

Pinocchio is talking with Guipetto, asking him what he can do about the
fact
that, while he's pleasuring women, the splinters on his wooden dick cause
them pain, which ruins the fun for both of them. Guipetto tells him to
take
some ultrafine grit sandpaper, and gently sand the splinters out.

A week later, Guipetto sees Pinocchio in town, and says "So Pinocchio,
how's
it going with the women?"

Pinocchio says "Women? Who nees Women!"

riverman


ROTFL ;-)))