Now that is very funny and also true!
"Charles B. Summers" cbsummers@(bellsouth)(dot)(net) wrote in message
...
A young man walks into a Triton dealership. He browses around, then
spots the perfect boat, and walks over to inspect it. As he bends to feel
the
fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes him. Very embarrassed, he
looks around nervously to see if anyone had noticed his little accident.
He
turns back, and there, standing next to him, is a salesman.

"Good day, Sir. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably he asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
boat?"

He answers, "Sir, if you farted just touching it, you are going to ****

when you hear the price."


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Charles Summers
Secret Weapon Lures
http://www.secretweaponlures.com