Water purity on Priest??? That's a good one!

Our water is filtered by the kidneys of the drunk. It also has a pleasing
effect on the fish starting around the first of June. By nightfall...
they've all got a little buzz and are easier to catch. You can see them
hanging out near the surface with their gills flared, just sucking in that
residual alcohol...




"Bob Rickard" wrote in message
...
Joe, you always wanted to know what I put in your fuel that finally got
Ol'
Smokey tooling along so smoothly at the end. Well, I will now confess:
First, It was all the left-over juice and onion shreds from that big can
of
hot Serrano peppers that I devoured all day. Finally, remember how you
preached the sanctity of the water purity on Priest when I wanted to
relieve
myself, and you told me to just hold it. Well, I lied later when I told
you
I did! Sorry.

--
Bob Rickard
www.secretweaponlures.com
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