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Old December 18th, 2003, 04:29 AM
Josh
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Default Newer World Record Bass

Caught by me. Last week. Weighed 25 lbs. I took a picture of it and had
it weighed in a local bar (several of the patrons will vouch for me.) Then I
threw it back in because I didn't want to mess with the local gene pool. My
boat partner (who had a few too many cans of soda at the bar) called IGFA
and explained our verification methodology and they said it was just fine as
long as I donated 10% of any resultant compensation to the Associations
summer picnic fund (Of course I have no objections paying tithing to IGFA).

Now I suspect some jealous bass fishermen or women will not believe me and I
guess I don't have legs as good lookin as the most recent and most short
lived bass record holder, but I swear it's true as will all of those fellas
in the bar. So . . . will someone tell me where to pick up that one million
dollar check ?


p.s. Oh yeah the photo was accidently deleted from my digital camera. IGFA
says... not to worry . . . @$#%$# happens.

God Bless America

Josh The Bad Bear