On Wed, 07 Jul 2004 05:04:39 GMT, "B J Conner"
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Well, EXACTLY!! Now, if you could just get Edwards to point all of this
out and do it soon (or hell, Cheney, it'd be just as fun...er, good...),
the American taxpayer could save quite a bit on campaign funding...it's
your duty, man! I hereby ask that you live up to your civic
responsibility, call the Kerry campaign, and explain all of this to
them.

And if you don't, no fair bitching later..."ask for not wahtt do Kountry
for but kountry you due dew for what kan kan!" And I mean that, BJ -
you're obviously one hell of an American...if I may ask, from what
glorious institution did you matriculate?

I salute you, sir!
R
But watch the mule-pyres, or you'll have PETAnistas after ya like flies
(OBROFF) on ****...

The Kerry campaign and most non-aggies know it. Get someone to read you
Maureen Dowds column of early last month, the subject was the emperors new
cloths. It's not that I'm so smart it's that you're kind of dense. It's
hard to get the facts straight when your drinking the cool aide and rolling
in the money you make selling them Peter Piper pickle slices to Halliburton.


ASTOUNDING! You've done it again! Right to the core issues! BJ, IMO,
YOU ought to be running the Kerry campaign! Them Peter Piper pickles
are just the things the American voter NEEDS to hear Kerry and Edwards
talking about. I mean, the Peter Piper Pickle Reform Platform - it just
rolls off the tongue. And again, sir, I salute you!

Oh, by-the-by, if I find someone to read Dowd's column to me, will it
also enable them to explain to me just what the **** you are babbling
about?

Oh, wait...are you saying that Peter Piper had a predicament and was in
a pickle, picking unpickled possible prentice prospects promoted
post-primarily to a possible Presidential posting, provided the primary
pickle, Peter Piper, principle, was prohibited, proscribed, or
prevented, perhaps posthumously, from primarily and proactively
predicating Presidentially...

I LIKE IT! That should be your proposed campaign slogan to the Kerry
people: "Vote for Pickle-boy and he'll put 57 kinds of sauce on every
table"