In article , says...
And if you have that kind of money, I reckon it's handy
to have one within a couple of feet in case you get a sudden,
uncontrollable urge.

I get those most often when standing waste-deep in cold
water, usually just far enough out from shore that it
becomes a real race to get somewhere dry & hidden fast
enough...

Sounds familiar. It seems that no matter how recently I've relieved
myself, once I'm on the water (and wearing waders), I get the urge.

Gives new meaning to the phrase "a river runs through it".


Not to mention "waste-deep".

Kevin