"Frank Reid" wrote

I thought the DNR was the same as what every one here puts on the back of
their security badges, i.e. Do Not Resucitate.


I have to wear a Do Not Resucitate sign whenever I take a nap.


Passerby 1: "Omygod! How long do you think he's been dead??"

Passerby 2: "I don't know, smells like maybe a week or two!"

Me: "Hey, whats a guy gotta do to get a little shut-eye around
here?"


Timothy Juvenal