.... Dog hair sucks!
Signed : Bassett hound

Well, that short scruffy fuzz you squatty little Bassets produce
sucks, but we Brittanys grow a superior quality hair, better than any
extruded by a stupid cat! (Pardon the redundancy.)

I proudly keep my master supplied with hair that's just perfect for
cress bugs. He pays me in Milk Bones. (Cheap bastid!)

Breacain Norris
(Too bad hes such a klutz at the vise!)