Lost - one credit card----had to call squaw in middle of late night
sleep--honey I love you-what is the matter?--honey I just wanted to call and
tell you I love you---what is the matter,are you in jail? --- I just
wanted to tell you how much I miss you --great now tell me what's wrong--i
lost the credit card--the one you set up to prepay all our bills and
stuff---honey i love you--hang up so i can get out of bed and start calling
the credit card company

two days later the card appeared in IJ wallett wrapped in some reciepts--but
his squaw will never know