"Wayne Knight" wrote in message
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Testament of a Fisherman
I fish because I love to; because I love the environs where trout are
found,
which are invariably beautiful, and hate the environs where crowds of
people
are found, which are invariably ugly; becasue of all the television
commercials, cocktail parties, and assorted social posturing I thus
escape;
because in a world where most men seem to spend their lives doing things
they hate, my fishing is at once an endless source of delight and an act
of
small rebellion; because trout do not lie or cheat and cannot be brought
or
bribed or impressed by power, but respond only to quietude and humility
and
endless patience; because I suspect that men are going this way for the
last
time, and I for one don't want to waste the trip; because mercifully there
on telephones on trout waters; because only in the woods can I find
solitude
without loneliness; because bourbon out of an old tin cup always tastes
better out there; because maybe one day I will catch a mermaid; and
finally,
not because I regard fishing as being so terribly important but because I
suspect that so many of the other concerns of men are equall
unimportant-and
nearly so much fun.
From "Anatomy of a Fisherman" by John Voelker (aka Robert Traver)
very nice-
snakefiddler
speaking of catching mermaids
http://iconomy.addr.com/mermaids/mermaids2.html