Some one told me to mix honey and bacon grease together and put it on some
else's camp site.

Then again, I could put it in Frank Reids's tent site and let the bear
sink in
what will be a pool of mud if Frank's luck holds.

Are you insinuating that Reid's Run is a "pool of mud?" Slanderous. How
dare you sir. I challenge you, four weights at 20 yards. I'll have Roger
as my second.

Yah know. I often wonder why I go back to Hemlock. Between the floods,
getting my truck stuck in the mud, the floods, bears eating my drugs and
tent, packing my tent in the rain, the floods, camping can really suck.
I've got a line on a popup camper. With some alterations (an inch of
boilerplate welded on), it should be bear resistent.

--
Frank Reid
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