Until my jockeys fall down to my knees, I'll be happy to send you a 12"
section of my underwear elastic.

Keep in mind that the stuff I'll send you is the Hanes version, not the
genuine Fruit of the Loom version.

Of course, if you're too cheap to pay the postage, a simple rubberband will
do.

Warren ;-)
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