After witnessing that debacle against Ucla this morning,
(11am starts are cruel, if I'm gonna watch the Hapless
Illini, please give me enough time to get good and drunk
first), I doubt we could put up a good game of college
football against the greasy feet of North Cackalacky.

Time to send our coach back to the pros. He just can't
cut it with college kids.

--
Ken Fortenberry