"Big Dale" wrote in message
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You will have more fun going to the Wallmart in the smallest town you can find
and asking the teenager working in the cosmetics department help you pick out
the best black for that purpose.

At least I always do.

Big Dale

I went to Eckerd's Drugs last night and they had the hard as nails stuff, but not in
black? They did have the clear and they had it in two different types of bottles with
the exact same markings and fl. amounts, yet one bottle cost $1.99 and the other cost
$2.69. I asked a woman manager what the difference was between the two, as the more
expensive wasn't labeled "Super Duper Strength Hard As Nails?" She said that the more
expensive bottle was the better stuff. I asked how she knew? She said that they sold
more of the more expensive bottle, so I bought both bottles!

I also bought a Super Duper Big Tub of Albolene, as the lady said it would work the
best for gettin' makeup off of my fly.

Mark