Now That's funny


"Richard Liebert" wrote in message
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Dan, I'm in charge of "secret lakes" for a little known group entitled
"Preserve the BASS in ILL". My job is to record the location of secret
productive bass lakes. Dan, if you truly want to protect the location of
this lake I urge you to forward the exact location to me for safe keeping.

Please do not post to the newsgroup. As you know, this is the world wide
web
and you never know what sort of scoundrel might be trying to illicit
information from you.

Please forward map coordinates to:


"Mason121" wrote in message
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Hello, I fish for the largmouth`s here in ILL. Mundelein to be exact.
Heavy
pressure on the small ponds here. I used to have a favorite lake that I
could
almost always count on catching a few nice ones. Caught an 8 lb. in that
lake
once. I kept this lake a secret of course...BTW I release all the fish I
catch......one day I went to this so called secret lake and there were
30+
people fishing it and keeping everything. After the lake was fished out
and the
lake was dead the city
posted quidlines for the number and sizes of fish that could be kept.
One
would
think that a lake like that was stocked they would put the signs up
first
not
after. BTW this lake is a lake not controlled by the state. Thinking
for
other options...........I kept thinking of another lake no one would
think
there were fish in it.
Another BTW is that most of these lakes or ponds are mostly flood catch
waters.
I found a pond by me that I have never seen anyone fish in. It has a
nice
water spouting deal in the middle of it. I would call that an aerator.
Why
would they aerate a lake that has no fish in it. Anyway I took out my
fishing
pole with a small
spinnerbait on it and started catching bass on almost every cast. Must
have
caught 30+ fish in one hour. The largest about 4 lbs. This lake is
about
5
yrs. old. Am sure most of you know of a lake where the fish have never
seen a
lure.
They will hit anything that is thrown in. I am keeping this one secret
for
my
nephews. They are 11 and 9 yrs. old and will love this.
Dan.