Frank Reid wrote:

Ken, there's a whole ****load of questions you didn't answer. So, BOoB
(Beautimous Oracle of Budweiser), could you please use your divining 7 iron
on the following?:
1. Do you really think that anybody believes that Frank, the Younger, can't
wade 20 feet without falling in?

Maybe 20, but at 35 I could get odds on at least a half-Reid.

2. Do you really think that anybody seriously believes that Dave cooks
poisonous breakfasts, in his BVDs, at claves?

Well, I sure as hell do ! I've seen it with my own eyes and
I wish to God Almighty I could erase THAT mental image.

3. Do you think anyone believes that Bob Skinner is a rap music fan?

You ever smelled those cigars he smokes ? Oh yeah, Snoop Skinner
is most definitely whacked out on good drugs and enjoying rap music.

4. Does anyone really believe that John Denver was an NFL quarterback?

Wolfie claimed that he did. Go figure.

5. Did PJ Roberts really swim acress the lake with a rattlesnake in his
teeth?

You bet, and he was naked and towing a party barge full of Las Vegas
showgirls and calypso musicians by the rope attached to his ankle.

6. Did Waldo's waders really stink that horribly?
Well, scratch #6. That one would cause some serious flashbacks.

Bless you.

--
Ken Fortenberry