Here was my response to this:
"go-bassn" wrote in message
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3) throw your lures repeatedly into as many trees/snags as you can, then
ask Mike if he'll be nice enough to retreive them for ya.

Throwing lues in trees is my specialtity..ask Randy.

4) If he yells "Get the net!" at any point, pretend at first that you
don't hear him & then that you don't know where the net is.

And what's a net!?! I get razzed for lipping with a boga grip and ya'll use
nets!?!

I'll make sure to print this out to show to Mike...

Christopher