The top 10 things I've learned while experiencing my first winter in New York.

10. Yankees drive just like they do in Florida, regardless of the weather
conditions.

9. "Slip Sliding Away" is more than just a song.

8. It takes much longer to get dressed and undressed.

7. Whiteout is more than a writing term.

6. Blizzard is not a shake at the local Dairy Queen.

5. There are no "Rednecks" in New York - The sun doesn't shine long enough.

4. Hard water is not the same as hard lemonade.

3. Ice fishing is considered a sport in New York.

2. You can't make yellow snow at -25, you're lucky if you can find it.

1. A damn Yankee is still a damn Yankee -- ROFL


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trade-in value.
Good Fishing - Moe
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