Dave LaCourse wrote:

"Who Shivs a Git" by Forty and the Pimps. And the Pirate is soon (3) to be
looking at Seventy, not Forty. d)

....
I have been drunk now
For over two weeks,
I passed out and I rallied
And I sprung a few leaks,
But I've got stop wishin'
Got to go fishin'
I'm down to rock bottom again
Just a few friends
Just a few friends

I go for younger women
Lived with several awhile
And though I ran away
They'll come back one day
And I still can manage a smile
It just takes a while
Just takes a while
....
- Jimmy Buffet