Wayne Knight wrote:
Crawford, Texas -- A tragic fire on Sunday destroyed the personal
library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had not
finished coloring the second one.



Pretty funny.

Reminds me of a joke that I heard a standup do on TV years ago.

"I got arrested once for smuggling books into Kentucky. I got off on a
technicality, though - no one could prove they were books."

Cheers,

Mark