"Frank Reid" moc.deepselbac@diersicnarf wrote in message
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(But since most of the blood coursing through my veins is far more
English than the other three ethnic groups represented, I have a
certain "sympathy" for your position.) Now, have any of you miserable
****ers ever tried to march to the skirl of the pipes in a kilt? In a
wind? While regimental? While armed with a Claymore? And accompanied
by similarly attired French-Canadians?

No. Not whilst "regimental," just slightly mental. I was, however, wear
a kilt last weekend. Renn Fair, doncha know. My daughter was upset that
I didn't wear the Magilla Gorilla boxers underneath.

Ugh. There is something inherently illegal and overtly immoral about the
fact that your daughter knew what you were or weren't wearing beneath your
kilt. That question is for the masses as a whole.

--riverman