On Tue, 12 Oct 2004 01:10:32 -0600, Dan Rathernot
wrote:

This is a Special Report from the Clave Broadcasting System:

This just in: I have received pictures from an unidentified source that
link RW to Bush. Again, I repeat that I have just received verification
from a reliable source that RW is voting for Bush.

This just in: Rathernot's source is apparently a shawdowy organization
with ties to the Idaho National Guard, the North Carolina Bar
Association, the Illinois chapter of The Society of Yellowstone Experts,
and Seagrams. Internet blogsters are speculating that since CBS' copies
of the pictures have a watermark, "THIS COPY OF PHOTOSHOP STOLEN FROM
KINKO'S," they are probably fakes. But what they cannot explain is why
the original photographs were taken with a 35mm and in black and white.
Further tests have also revealed traces of vodka, Budweiser, an
unpretentious red wine, and Viagra on the items.

Given the ties to the NC Bar, John Edwards was contacted for comment.
"Well, gol-lee-jeepers!," replied Edwards, "John Kerry and I have a
plan..." In the interest of fair and balanced news, Dick Cheney was
also contacted for comment. However, the reporter sent to get a comment
from Cheney has not been seen since.

Tom Brokejaw, NBC News