A friend has a sign at work that reads:
"When I die, bury me at Wal-Mart. That way my wife will visit me."

Charles B. Summers wrote:

My wife has a sign hanging in the kitchen that reads...
"If I'm not here, Check at Wal-Mart"

I've got one hanging over my den door that reads,
"Marriage was made in Heaven, but so was thunder and lightning."


"Henry Hefner" wrote in message
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alwaysfishking wrote:

Man the people in Wal Mart here are all on happy pills, friendliest

bunch I

have ever met



Here, too. My wife is in there so much that when she walks in, it's like
when Norm walks into Cheers!