On Thu, 21 Oct 2004 22:01:55 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Jeff Taylor wrote:
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Thoughts, ideas, suggestions appreciated...

Wading staffs are just an excuse to go wading where you shouldn't
be wading. Besides that, they're a bother and a nuisance.

Follow the Fortenberry Rule of Wading, to whit:

Thou shalt not wetteth thy balls.

And unfortunately for your wife, that isn't the Fortenberry Rule of Urination...

TC,
R
"...at Yale, we were taught not to **** on our hands..."