riverman wrote:
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I wonder if someone really offered you $15 mil to staple your dick to
your left knee, what you would really say?? ...

I'm gonna need a bottle of Laphroaig, a gram of blow, enough
Novacaine to stun an elephant and a sterilized staple remover.
And I'll need confirmation from my off-shore bank before you
start. ;-)

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Ken Fortenberry