On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 12:35:48 -0700, "David Snedeker"
wrote:


"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
. com...
riverman wrote:
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I wonder if someone really offered you $15 mil to staple your dick
to
your left knee, what you would really say?? ...

I'm gonna need a bottle of Laphroaig, a gram of blow, enough
Novacaine to stun an elephant and a sterilized staple remover.
And I'll need confirmation from my off-shore bank before you
start. ;-)

Actually I think you over estimate the pain envolved, particularly for a
well sharpened, small diameter staple. In my opinion a steady hand and the
staple diameter would be of more concern than the length of the staple. The
sound of the twhack of the stapler would be an psychological issue but
perhaps that could be effectively muffled or masked. Id also suggest that
you do it sitting down, sober.

Well, there you have it - ROFF's own expert dick-stapler...why am I not
surprised at the identity...ya know, Sarge, I don't believe I'da told that
one...