"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
news:QK5hd.58118$UA.25371@lakeread08...
today, in prestopans, scotland, all accused witches and their cats who
were executed in the township in the 16th and 17th century - approximately
81 people, no mention of the number of cats - will be pardoned. the
pardons are being granted under ancient feudal powers due to be abolished
within weeks. the ceremony will mark the inaugural "witches' remembrance
day".

Oh great. Next come the lawsuits....

--riverman