A Note Found Pinned To Wayne's Pillow One Morning . . .

"Your Loved One has been Kidnapped by Radical Michingan Troutbum
Terrorists. Ransom is out of the question. He will be exposed to such
cruelties as . . having to fish Bamboo . . . . and drinking Single Malt
Scotch. However . . .If the Trout Gods find favor . . he may be allowed
to fish for his freedom"