Mark Tinsky wrote:

In the spirit of atonement I will confess.. Willi did it MT
No one suspected SImon, sort of like WIllie... G


You finally outed me!

Since I was an only child, I had no siblings to pass on or share the
blame when something went wrong around the house. If something
went wrong when I was around, I knew I was caught. So I developed
a wide range of tactics to cause my trouble in other places. Over the
years I honed these skills. Through devious, subtle, underhanded
tactics managed from behind the scenes, I'm responsible for every
broken fly rod, dunking, lost fly box, leak in your waders, fishless
outing, missing liquor and the Democrats' loss in the election.

So if something goes wrong, now you know that "Willi did it!"
(If you don't believe me, ask Susan, she'll tell you)

Willi