lol charles,

I could teach you everything, but if you run across a master (which I am
not), you're done. They can make you think crap smells good and convince
you that you need to have a ton of it in your trunk. You'll not only buy
the car, but the crap too, all for about $3,000 more than the sticker, and
walk out thinking what a great guy he is and what a great deal you got.

I'm working a master now, and I am amazed by him everyday. He NEVER LIES,
But he does knows how to make the worst thing in the world sound good and
something you must have!

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Craig Baugher