Imagine a very narrow levee road, dirt, and muddy, a very wet pasture on one
side ( about a three foot drop ) and a water filled ditch on the other ( 5
or 6 foot drop).

My idiot neighbor ( the one and only one on this street with a Bush in 04
sign, and his own shooting range for his assault weapons ) tried to back a
full sized semi truck with about a 40 foot dump trailer loaded with rock
down it. It's now jack knifed, the trailer in the pasture, the rear wheels
of the tractor in the ditch.

They are out there trying to pull it out with a .... no lie ... two wheel
drive 1/2 ton Chevy pickup. One of those huge wreckers designed for semis
will have a tough pull with this job.

As I watched them, I was able to mumble under my breath a long string of "
numbnut, dickwad, ****head putz" style comments on their intelligence that I
might never have known without roff "culture" .... long live roff culture

I don't know how they will get it out tonight, OR keep their cows in, as the
tractor is part way out the gate. Any other nieghbor and I'd be out there
helping ... this one and I'll go out to giggle every so often