On Tue, 16 Nov 2004 08:45:23 -0600, wrote:

On Mon, 15 Nov 2004 18:52:33 -0500, Peter Charles
wrote:



April. 10 - Moved back to Florida. I can't imagine why
anyone in their right mind would ever want to live
in that God forsaken country of Canada ! !

My friend Peter Charles wrote a really good Canada-to-Florida song, but
he forgot to mention old Jewish women in large cars, expensive shops and
ridiculously overpriced clothes, car wrecks, Yankees, South Beach,
drugs, and Rush Limbaugh, so I penned this...(with apologies to RWH et
al)

April 11 - I got hit by an old Jewish woman in a Cadillac Fleetwood from
Noo Yawk who was rushing to the Shops at Bal Harbour to save $3.00 on
each pair of Manholeo Bleeeeccch shoes, regularly $4279.99 a pair. It
seems she was adjusting one of several phone books she was using to see
between the steering wheel and dashboard and swerved to miss Rush
Limbaugh, who wandering around in the streets of South Beach looking for
someone to "hook a brotha up."\

Shades of David Allen Coe.

g.c.