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Ken Fortenberry wrote:

The Sec'y of Fatherland Security Tom "Homeland Uber Alles"
Ridge has resigned. Given that Shrub has nominated Alberto
"Torture R Us" Gonzales to be Attorney Generalissimo, now
would be a good time to purchase that ACLU card you've
been meaning to get.

http://www.aclu.org/

Not even at gun point.

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