On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 07:24:35 -0500, Allen Epps wrote:

In article , JR wrote:

Peter Charles wrote

So, if we're fighting fish, what are the issues?

1. Species, size, and strength of the fish...
...its Kreh number?

3. Obstacles and objects that can be used by the fish...
...those packing heat tend to be trouble.

4. Amount of room available to the angler...
...especially wiggle room.


14. Sobriety of the angler?

Hell, what about the sobriety of the FISH? I mean, you get some gangsta-wannabe
suburban punkass fish with a pimped-up chrome-plated .45 who has been listening
to Ice-Diddly and Puff Cube all day, caught AND RELEASED by Lefty hisownself,
all hopped up on cheap tequila and Schlitz, and then add some wiggly angler, and
it's just gotta end in a bad way...

If this can avert a single tragic confrontation, it'll have helped,
R