Frank Reid wrote:


riverman wrote:

"Frank Reid" wrote in message
...

Many years ago, I don't remember exactly when (or the source,
for that matter), I read somewhere that something like 50,000
gallons of dog **** hit the streets and sidewalks of New York
every day.


So, what your saying is, that if New York would secede from the
US, it would be an act of urination.



Well, if they do, I say **** on 'em....


Urea! He's found it! There's gold in them there hills.



Oh dog, these puns are getting bladder and bladder.


Well, they have a park there for walking your dog. Its called a
urinary tract.



No, no. There's a vas deferens between a urinary tract and what you're
talking about.


Alimentary, my dear Watson.


Stop being so dogmatic, or urine trouble.


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