Man, she's jones'n for hockey real bad. Going through the kitchen, broom in
her hand, my homemade biscuits on the floor.....

Frank, I turned on the telly late this afternoon, expecting the
evening news, and for the first time in my (perhaps sheltered) life, I
saw CURLING! (I have no idea what the hell that's all about, but we
beat the Scots.)

Now, if your gentle bride enjoys using a broom, and if I can presume
that your biscuits are probably not entirely dissimilar to those 43
pound rocks, if you stick a handle on them, perhaps she could develop
an interest in that sport.

vince