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Old December 11th, 2004, 11:09 PM
Cyli
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Default A kinder, gentler DDFS reminder

On 11 Dec 2004 12:01:23 GMT, ospam (Big Dale) wrote:

Scott wrote: Do you have any plans for those not saved??

Mmmmmmmm, kitten pot pie. ;-)


Crunchy kitten candy.

Scott


There used to be a restaurat in Lubbock back in my college days in the 70"s
that hav VERY lean tacos and no cats in the neighborhood.

Big Dale


Cats really aren't a good source for restaurants. Too small, too hard
to catch, not enough meat. Rats can be as good as cats would and
would be more apt to hang around the back door of a kitchen area.
Dogs are much better. Bigger, meatier, easier to catch than either
cats or rats and not as likely to injure you while being caught or
killed. Latter becomes very important to those who do the catching.
It's one of the reasons (amount of meat per animal being the other)
that the Chinese switched over to St. Bernards in the past few years.

I doubt it's really cost effective for a restaurant to go for house
pets over purchased meats, especially considering the associated risks
of being found out; but we know that there are a lot of dim people out
there. Someone, somewhere has had to try it at sometime. If you're
going to steal animals, much easier to back up your van to someone's
pasture and herd in some of the more conventional animals. Large
amount of meat for low cost and time.

Cyli
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