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Old December 17th, 2004, 03:17 AM
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On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 19:16:58 GMT, "Larry L"
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wrote

, God
takes from you and gives to me. ........................................

...............................
, God takes even more from you and your kind, and
gives even more to me and mine.



Over the course of many decades I've decided that the propaganda about " God
created Man in His image." is wrong and in fact, the reverse is true. Men
create their own gods, and in their own image

This is useful information, because it so clearly explains .... in some
cases ..... how god can be such a prick


Oooh, you're in trouble now, boy...God is gonna get you for this bit of holiday
blasphemy...and He has NO sense of humor...but it does remind me of a joke:

A NYC cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl
on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike", said the cop, "Did
Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5.00 ticket for a safety
violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on
the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did
Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the prick
goes underneath the horse, not on top."