"Wolfgang" succumbed to the irresistable force of peer
pressure and finally wrote:

"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
.. .

WAM old sport, I AM correct here yes?

WAM? George Michael? WTF?

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart?

Huh?

Duh?

You are wasted son. Why the hell did you **** around with music when you
could have made a name for yourself in literature? Sorry to hear that you
can't, well, hmmmm, how do I say this, hear. Bloody good job you can read.
I'm so sorry that your mom died at 57 years of age, ecstasy or shagging?
How the hell is Leopold or should I say daddy? I realise that he taught
you
all he knew. It didn't take long I bet.
I know for sure that his wifi pda was absolute ****. Ebuyer had a lot to
answer for even then.
Anyhow, keep up the good work and I'll toast a few of your chords just for
the hell of it.

Actually, Mom was 84 when we buried her about seven weeks ago.......she'd
have been 85 this coming Monday. It had nothing to do with drugs or sex.
She was diabetic, had Parkinson's......ulcerated feet and legs led to
sepsis, which led to kidney and liver problems. Since standing and walking
were prohibitively painful, she was pretty much confined to bed for the last
six or eight months......except for the brief torturous intervals of
physical therapy. This enforced immobility, in turn, resulted in bed sores
that made lying in any position for more than a couple of minutes
excruciating. Staffing problems at nursing facilities being what they are,
she was often ignored for hours at a time........but I'm sure she would be
pleased to know that you've been thinking about her. Thank you for that.

And my hearing is excellent........better even than Beethoven's at my age,
thank you very much.

Anyway, I really wish that *I* was in control of this conversation.......I
think if I were, we'd talk about something else.

Wolfgang

--
** "If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?" -- George Carlin. **
************ Chas Kader: Superhero, Genius and All-Round Good Guy. ************
*********************** Usenet Sanitary Squad ID 128DB. ***********************