On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 22:52:17 -0500, "Katrina J."
wrote:

Please be kind. My husband has grandma loaded into a trash can in the
garage with bricks on top to hold down the lid. The other day, the cries
for help were drowning out his viewing of Days of Our Lives, so he
opened it long enough to stuff in some of that pink insulation to keep
the noise down. Without his knowledge, I would like to stop her
suffering by slowly dripping in some sulfuric acid. I mean, that must be
more hoomaine than just letting her starve and dehydrate.

Katrina

Well, don't try to take her for a ride and release her in the country.
If you think a bucketed and hauled rattler is dangerous, an itchy
grandma, insulated, Rubbermaided and hauled, is a mother ...er,
Motherfloccer...call someone with experience in handling crazed old
ladies...like Louie's wife...(calm down, Dave, it's just a joke...)

HTH,
R