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Old January 3rd, 2005, 02:18 AM
Wolfgang
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"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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"George Cleveland" wrote in message
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This is what Jacci just got done saying to me. I was just showing her
how sharp I had got my "new" Swedish Army Surplus Ax. I worked on it
off and on all day and by the time she came home I could shave the
hair off my arm with it. So when she walked in the door I told her to
"watch this".
I then proceeded to scrape the ax blade over my right cheek (facial).
Instead of being impressed she just shuddered and said " First you
stick fish hooks under the skin of your fingers and now this.You're
such a man!"


What do you think she meant?


Unbridled admiration. No doubt about it. Having met the lady......as
well as the object of her adulation......I can assure you that she, like
all others of the fair sex, simply swoon over such displays of unabashed
manhood. You should consider yourself fortunate that you were not
ravished on the spot.

Wolfgang
who, let it never be denied, has made similar mistakes.......with
consequences unfit for repetition in a family newsgroup.


Um......

p.s. You forgot to say "Hold my beer".

Wolfgang
ever wonder why the swedish army has so many surplus axes?